Tuesday, June 02, 2009

shallow english football fans

sometimes the media are right. all you read about english football fans being hooligans are not that far from the truth. i am just so amused that i can even get slammed by man u fans when i, a fellow man u fan, actually go to old trafford to support man u and watching them trash stoke city. fans slamming another fan of the same team! how absurd, shallow and pathetic can they get? if those uneducated english fans haven't realized, it is the global (& asian) fans who are supporting the team to help make the team successful. and that's maybe why man u's doing an asia tour this year to reach out to their fans and to build up their fan base? but with english fans like those, man u will have a tough time keeping the fans happy together...

here's the video which i uploaded while i was @ old trafford..

and here are some of the comments..

you can check out more of the comments @ the youtube page.

one of the more hilarious comment was the one by the stoke city fan, "We Outclassed You On That Day So Shut The F**k Up". errr... stoke got trashed 5-0...?

Monday, June 01, 2009

Don't copy if you can't paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried
to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "Aaaaaggh!" with shock and rage !!

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
"...and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!